-WARNING-
Do not waste your money watching exorcism of emily rose... it'll exorcise ur butt out of the cinema seat before u say "it sux"...
BEWARE: Spoilers ahead
For those of you out there, who do not want to get possessed, here are some tips:
1. Do not put a clock at ur bedside.. If its a must, then at least turn the clock facing away from you.
2. If u suay suay wake up at 3am(prime witching hour), continue sleeping.
3. Do not, (i repeat) Do not, walk out of your room, even if u smell something burning.
4. Replace all your wooden doors with 1ton metal doors, so that they will not swing around without wind.
What to do if you are possessed or touched by the dark forces?
1. Call in the pest busters in your house to remove all insects.. U'll be labelled psychotic, if u r seen eating them.
2. Do not eat the drug Gambotrol(or smth like dat). It'll affect the exorcism, if u are possessed. Don't listen to ur doctor. Follow the priest. At least he'll get the blame if u died in the process of it..
3. Even when you can see the dark forces, remember the golden rule when crossing a road-"Look Left, Look Right, Look Left Again.".
4. Go be a gymnast. You could earn golds in competitions with your ability to contort your body.
5. Go be a multi-lingual maths teacher. You can teach people how to count from "one" to "six" in SO many languages.
Smallprint: For those exorcism fans out ther, this is purely my point of view, and it does not represent any other party. Sorry for any inconveniences or trauma caused.
BEWARE: Spoilers ahead
For those of you out there, who do not want to get possessed, here are some tips:
1. Do not put a clock at ur bedside.. If its a must, then at least turn the clock facing away from you.
2. If u suay suay wake up at 3am(prime witching hour), continue sleeping.
3. Do not, (i repeat) Do not, walk out of your room, even if u smell something burning.
4. Replace all your wooden doors with 1ton metal doors, so that they will not swing around without wind.
What to do if you are possessed or touched by the dark forces?
1. Call in the pest busters in your house to remove all insects.. U'll be labelled psychotic, if u r seen eating them.
2. Do not eat the drug Gambotrol(or smth like dat). It'll affect the exorcism, if u are possessed. Don't listen to ur doctor. Follow the priest. At least he'll get the blame if u died in the process of it..
3. Even when you can see the dark forces, remember the golden rule when crossing a road-"Look Left, Look Right, Look Left Again.".
4. Go be a gymnast. You could earn golds in competitions with your ability to contort your body.
5. Go be a multi-lingual maths teacher. You can teach people how to count from "one" to "six" in SO many languages.
Smallprint: For those exorcism fans out ther, this is purely my point of view, and it does not represent any other party. Sorry for any inconveniences or trauma caused.
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