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Problematic facts of life:

You think of 10 important things to remember just as you are falling asleep. now that u have remembered, you know very well that if u leave them, u'll forget them.. So u force urself awake, crawl out of ur bed, hunt for a pen and paper and scratch them down, only to find out u remembered everything perfectly the next day.

Sometimes, you wake up two mins before the alarm goes off, you'll say, "well done, i have two mins to spare for a quick snooze, u switch off the alarm, and the next thing u know, ur mum screams at u for being 2hrs late"

Between 1 room and the next, the memory is wiped..
U are working on some arty-crafty project in the living room, when suddenly u nid 1 little thing from another room. u go into the room, stops suddenly and stand there thinking, 'why am i here?'

once u hear a new word, u keep on hearing it

the only tunes tt u can't get out of ur head are the ones u shouldn't have let in(same with people)

when at last you have to ask the shopping assistant where is the object u want, u suddenly find them in ur sight

u juz threw away a heavy, ugly and useless thing, and suddenly u nid it urgently the next day

absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, just as the wind blows out the candle and fans the bonfire

'first impression count! Buy it' usually overrides 'you can't tell the book by its cover'

On the evening of the big date,...
- a pimple appears in the middle of ur nose
- however hard u comb, one hair always sticks up

you thing of the right thing to say just after u and ur partner parts(how true)

objects behave better when u shout at(or physically abuse) them(think lifts and, er people??)

any situation demanding ur undivided attention occurs simultaneously with a compelling distraction(think CTs and uh, nvm..)

nothing works when people watch

ur queue is always the slowest(and when u switch queue, the previous queue becomes the fastest)

any tool(or coins, especially of the larger denominations) when dropped, will roll into the least accessible places(under the vending machine, at the feet of the opposite gender)

cornflakes bags don't fit back into the box once u have taken the whole thing out.

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